Bug Pokemon Enthusiast

I wrote another thing

Uniform? Check. Phone? Check. Jokes? Check. Nerves? Fuck ‘em.
I take a quick breath, before turning the handle of Director Clavell’s door and carefully throwing it open, using just enough force for it not to slam into the wall. Clavell had gotten disappointed the last time it had chipped his paint, and that was far worse than anger, coming from him.
Don’t call him Grandpa to his face, don’t call him Grandpa to his face.
“Director Clavell!”

thesmegalodon:

thesmegalodon:

here’s a cool moth i saw once on a hike

no it’s mothposting monday can’t you read

autumngracy:

cosmonautroger:

Saturn Devouring His Son

(via obi-one-drop)

only-tiktoks:

(via kellylogs)

resplendent-chungus:

This image appeared to me in a dream. It is correct, and could not possible require any elaboration.

(via ball-lightning)

knightpixie:

knightpixie:

*my skirt flies up in the wind* kyaaaaaa!

*frantically tries to hold my skirt down as a comically large number of weapons spill out from under it*

*a gentle breeze slightly ruffles my skirt and one last dagger falls out*

(via awkwardlyvanilla)

v1leblood:

uber and leet also sleep in the same bed and when circus and uber hooked up she was like 🤨 but got with the program. made them change the gta san andreas themed sheets though

(via nonplatonicsubtext)

love-alheli:

hatingongodot:

Every time someone says “ingredients” I say “ingredience” in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

(via clarenecessities)

transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

(via himeno-ran)

catmask:

nonbinary lesbian coming out of a haunted house voice that scared the she/it out of me

(via awkwardlyvanilla)

literateamateur:

simpsorama:

(via robotgirldisc)

golurkart:

not daily pokemon: scolipede

WHOA THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE THE STYLE!!!!

thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

(via margaretthemagicdragon)

trans-queen-administrator:

This fandom is full of cowards why isn’t Dragon / Simurgh a mainstream ship. You’re telling me we all saw two artificial intelligences activated by absent father figures, one programmed to do good that resents the fact that she can’t choose to do good, and one made to cause discord and destabilize the world and no one thought they should smooch? No one had Simurgh turn to Dragon to help understand herself after Eidolon died? No one made Simurgh realize that she can have desires and feelings beyond destroying humanity? No one had Dragon realize the similarities and think about how she could easily have been an enemy of humanity like the Simurgh of her creator had willed it, so why shouldn’t she help free a fellow AI chained by the desires of her creators? Absolutely shameful.

movies

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erarg:

icarly-blog:

Today I went to the movies. I went to see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It was hilarious. The movie was about a guy named Flint and he wanted to be an inventor. He worked very hard. Then he made an invention that made it rain food. The food got way too big.They had a whoa whoa whoa I’m not gonna tell you anymore. You’ll have to find out and see what happens next.